All these rock'n'rollers propped up by publicists and the media with the honorific title of "poet": 

how many times have you read or heard, 'Oh yeah, he/she's not just a singer-songwriter, he/she's a real poet.'   

Oh yeah, well make Joni Dylan and all those other supposed "poets" actually live on the monthly average paycheck budget of even the most successful poem-writing poet, 

and see how how many days before they start screaming 

"No, no!  I'm not a poet, I'm a popstar!  Gimme back my limo!  Bring back my maid chauffeur bodyguard cook! where's my PA?!"

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